… a must-read for any man.

Keywords and their meanings:

“Fine”: This is the word ladies use at the end of any argument that they feel they are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use “Fine” to describe
how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

“Five minutes”: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the
trash, so it’s an even trade.

“Nothing”: This means something, and you should be on your toes.
“Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting
to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards.
“Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes”
and end with the word “Fine.”

“Go Ahead” (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result
in a woman getting upset over “Nothing” and will end with the word
“Fine.”

“Go Ahead” (normal eyebrows): This means “I give up” or “Do what you
want, because I don’t care.” You will get a raised eyebrow “Go ahead”
in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will
talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.

<Loud Sigh>: This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal
statement very misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you
are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing.”

<Soft Sigh>: Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. “Soft Sighs”
are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is
content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay
content.

“Oh”: This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example: “Oh, let
me get that.” Or, “Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last
night.” If she says “Oh” before a statement, RUN, do not walk, to the
nearest exit. She will tell you that she is “Fine” when she is done
tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to
you for at least 2 days. “Oh,” as the lead to a sentence, usually
signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get
out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows “Go ahead” followed by acts
so unspeakable that we can’t bring ourselves to write about them.

“That’s Okay”: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
woman can say to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long
and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have
done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and used in
conjunction with a raised eyebrow “Go ahead.” At some point in the near
future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some
mighty big trouble.

“Please Do”: This is not a statement; it is an offer. A woman is giving
you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for
doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell
the truth, so be careful, and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay”.

“Thanks”: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say you’re
welcome.

“Thanks a lot”: This is much different from “Thanks”. A woman will say,
“Thanks a lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that
you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud
Sigh.” Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh”, as she
will only tell you “Nothing.”

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I was wondering if it was the BTTB people knew years before. You had to wait hours, days, weeks and months to get a telephone connection. The service used to be very poor. The BTTB engineers used to demand bribe for their service. I see nothing today. I was glad and surfing the internet enthusiastically. My dream came to an end when I had a power cut after around 10 minutes into the browsing.

When the electricity returned, I turned on my PC and dialed. Damn. No response. Tried again and again. Nothing happened. Got frustrated enough to call the local Customer Service of BTTB Internet Section. They suggested my lack of expertise and keep trying. I said nothing and kept trying after dropping the call. I kept trying for about 30 minutes when I finally decided to give up. I called the Customer Care again and now they told me that there has to be at least one telephone line free for data connectivity. They suggested that I should call the dialup number from my telephone to see if it responds sending back a modem tone. I followed the instruction. A female voice let me know that there’s no line available at the moment. I kept trying when a single line would be free. I waited for 4 hours. No way!! No lines free. Now it’s around 5.45 PM in the afternoon when I found a line free and got connected to the internet. It’s true that BTTB has made fair progress in providing cheap services, but they need to scale. Being a GP Internet user from the beginning, I never knew that I had to wait for a telephone line to remain free before I could connect to the internet. And it’s the national ISP. The other day they blocked Youtube. I wish our internet was free from the clutches of the corrupted people working at the BTTB.

The effect of BDR mutiny has not died away yet. The loses of so many of our trained and talented army officers have definitely thwarted us. What really triggered this deadly event? What, really? Is it the revenge of the Roumari incident when our brave border guards shot 14 BSF dead when the bloody BSF tried to ambush our land? India has been trying to captivate us for a long time. What this govt is playing at deciding to give them transit? Can’t they see the obvious intention of the Indian Govt? Why did they not allow Army to jump into action when even the killing was not started? What was behind their decision of killing time under cover of political solution? Should we assume that what the army officers said in Shena Kunja was true? Should we assume that the Govt has a hand in it?

Now the Basundhora City has been burnt out. What made it happen? Because Mahmudur Rahman was speaking for Bangladesh, against the Indian loby? Because the Govt is not happy with the truth Mahmudur Rahman is bringing to lime light?

Should we assume that India is going to make us a sub state of itself during the reign of this govt? Why is this govt so silent when it comes to answering questions that concern India in a guilty sort of way? Why was youtube banned the other day?

I am really dying to know the answers. If somebody can, please please let me know. I love my country and would do anything to uphold its independence and sovereignty.

May your life be as beautifiul as a rose…..

May the Almighty adorn your life with eternal love…..

All Love that history knew may lie on your feet….

Happy Valentines Day …. !!!!!!